How many logicians does it take to change a broken light bulb? Two: one to figure out what to change it into, and one to figure out what kind of bulb emits broken light. How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on what you want to change it into. How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out, and figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make the bulbs work smarter, not harder.
How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb? It's left to the reader as an exercise. He gives it to six Californians thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke.
How many mediums does it take to change a lightbulb? I'm getting an answer I'm getting a number Is it one? It's definitely a number with a one in it, somewhere between 0 and a million.
Do you understand? How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end. How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? He holds the bulb while the world revolves around him. How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb?
Yeah fifty; it's in the contract. How many new-age types does it take to change a light bulb? Four to chant, two to give healing massages, and one to say the bulb is really starting to look brighter. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, we rejoice in your discovery. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your light bulb, and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb? One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle, and one to change the bulb. It's elementary. How many real men does it take to change a light bulb?
None, real men aren't afraid of the dark. How many reference librarians does it take to change a light bulb? How long does it take to write notes from a meeting? How long does it take for an owl to die?
Six and a fifth books. How long does it take to draw a line through a circle without going through the center? About a secant. How long does it take a cross dresser to get to the ground if they jump out of a plane? Depends on the drag coefficient. How long does it take for you to hit the ground after slipping on a banana peel? One banano-second. How long does it take a cinematographer to smoke a cigarette?
The same as anyone but it takes him 2 hours to light it! I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection. How long does it take for an Irish man to get to a. Approximately 2 days of sobriety. How long does it take a woman to reach orgasm? Who cares? How long does it take to steep Chinese tea? Oolong time. A fish. How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to hold the bulb and the other to drink until the room spins. How many Teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?
You got a problem with that, pal? How many cubs fans does it take to change a light bulb? None they just talk about doing it next year. How many skateboarders does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it take him tries. How many ADD kids does it take to change a The Transom. Smart Paper. Hot-Wired Braille Reader. Vertigo Reality. Comedy Decentralized. Ringo: Personal Tune Picker. Q: How many WordPerfect support technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
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